Crossing Main Street in downtown Summerville is a little
like walking across an alligator swamp dripping in steak sauce.
Sadly, I’m afraid to report, Summerville is not alone in this state.
According to several recent reports, South Carolina has among the worst drivers
in the country.
The website carinsurancecomparison.com ranks South Carolina as having the
second worst drivers in the country.
Alaska occupies the number one position for having the worst drivers in
the U.S., according to the annual study.
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But among the lower 48, our state leads the way, followed by New Mexico,
Louisiana, North Carolina and Nevada rounding out the five worst states for
driving.
Another study by smartasset.com ranks South Carolina just out of the
bottom 10, thanks to our miserable drunken driving habits. According to the
study released in November, 4.34 drivers out of 1,000 were arrested on DUI charges.
Mississippi took the number one spot for having the worst drivers in that
nation.
And, according to the weekly reports that I get from the SC Department of
Public Safety, things are not trending any better.
“As of December 30, 989 people have died on South Carolina highways,
compared to 988 highway deaths during the same time period in 2017,” the most
recent report states.
Those fatalities include 150 pedestrians, according to state officials.
Counting just the motor vehicle occupants who died in 2018, 348 were not
wearing seat belts.
Neighboring Dorchester County, saw an increase in traffic fatalities over
last year, but trended down over the last four years: 2015: 33; 2016: 30; 2017:
15; 2018: 21.
Berkeley County saw a similar trend despite having more fatalities:
2015:35, 2016:36; 2017:34; 2018:34.
Truth be told, my daughter asked me to write this column. She drives from
Summerville to Mt. Pleasant everyday for work, so she frequently witnesses some
of the most deplorable driving our region has to offer.
“Dad, you should write about how bad drivers are,” I think were her exact
words.
I am certain that, like her, you have seen plenty of knuckleheads on our
local roads.
Consequently, I’ve developed a list of reminders to help us all do our
part to make our roads safe.
First: Buckle up. It takes only seconds and it saves lives. See stats
above.
Second: Use your flipping mirrors. For everything that you consider holy,
use your mirrors.
As many of you know, I commute to work and back on a motorcycle. Don’t
tell my wife, but I’ve had quite a few near misses thanks to idiots who don’t
look. Granted, motorcycles are invisible, but still, come on people: use your
mirrors.
Third: Use your mirrors, did I mention that?
Fourth: If you have the right of way, take it. If you don’t, don’t. I know
we live in the South and people are a little more cordial here; it’s something
we Southerners pride ourselves on, but I refuse to break the right-of-way rule
just because you’re waving me through. Stop holding up traffic just to be kind
to me. I’d rather wait and live than gamble on your kindness and get t-boned by
the garbage truck I can’t see because you’re blocking my view, just go. Go, for
heaven’s sake. Just go.
That said, fifth: Stop at stop signs. I know, right? Stop means stop.
Sixth: Stop at red lights — even when you’re turning right.
Seventh: Stop for pedestrians. Really this should be first. We keep
talking about making our town a walkable town, where you get the things you
need by taking a short walk. Well, that’s kind of hard to do when you are dead.
Please, when you see someone in a crosswalk, display some of that Southern
charm and let them cross. This includes crosswalks at Walmart and other
shopping centers. Yes, you might miss that open spot and have to park another
50 feet away, but we can all probably use the exercise.
Next, obey the speed limit.
Let me qualify that, Obey the speed limit on Bacons Bridge Road, when I am
driving my motorcycle at 8 a.m. and 6 p.m. every weekday. I know, it’s hard to
figure out; some places it’s 35 miles per hour, then it switches to 45 miles
per hour, but it’s never 55 miles per hour or higher. Slow it down.
Note to Summerville police, you didn’t hear it from me, but did you know
that people regularly drive 55 or more in the 35/45 miles per hour zone on
Bacons Bridge.
Addendum to Summerville Police note above: Motorcyclists wearing black
helmets and driving black motorcycles never break the speed limit on Bacons
Bridge Road at 8 a.m. and 6 p.m. every weekday, so you can just ignore them.
What are we up to eighth, ninth? When it’s raining, which it does from
time to time around here, turn your lights on — not your hazard lights. Like we
don’t know it’s raining.
It’s illegal in many states — although not specifically addressed in South
Carolina laws — to drive in the rain with your hazards on.
Here is what AAA says about SC hazard light rules: “Hazard lights may be
used while driving for the purpose of warning the operators of other vehicles
of the presence of a vehicular traffic hazard requiring the exercise of unusual
care in approaching, overtaking or passing.
Save your hazards for when you’re hauling that trailer that doesn’t have
working tail lights.
In the rain, though, it’s distracting and causes other drivers to break
suddenly, and it prevents you from letting other drivers know when you are
making a lane change.
Finally: I mentioned the mirrors thing, right?
Look, our county is booming and we’ve got more people moving here every
day. Many of them are bringing their ridiculous driving habits with them — I’m
talking to you Ohio.
Please do your part to set the example. And in the words of Sgt. Phil
Esterhaus, “Let’s be careful out there.”
We’ve got a whole year to improve some of those statistics.